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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Anger Canadian Writer

A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out. - Laurence Peter Quotes

A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.

Education Prejudice

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence Peter Quotes

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.

The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep. - Laurence Peter Quotes

The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

Bureaucracy Canadian Writer

Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence Peter Quotes

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Canadian Writer Mind

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, andthose who did and never thought. - Laurence Peter Quotes

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, andthose who did and never thought.

Canadian Writer

If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else. - Laurence Peter Quotes

If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.

Funny Motivational

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. - Laurence Peter Quotes

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Canadian Writer Funny Love Quote of the Day Valentine's Day

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. - Laurence Peter Quotes

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

Canadian Writer Knowledge

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout. - Laurence Peter Quotes

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

Canadian Writer Danger

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable - Laurence Peter Quotes

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable

Facts

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Canadian Writer

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

Canadian Writer Ignorance

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world - Laurence Peter Quotes

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Beauty Canadian Writer

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us. - Laurence Peter Quotes

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.

Canadian Writer Rest

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Art Originality

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Canadian Writer Parents

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Canadian Writer Girls Top Women Women

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence Peter Quotes

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

Intelligence Intelligence And Intellectuals

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street. - Laurence Peter Quotes

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.

Canadian Writer Man

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - Laurence Peter Quotes

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Canadian Writer

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. - Laurence Peter Quotes

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

Canadian Writer Man

Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect? - Laurence Peter Quotes

Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?

Canadian Writer Faults

The only problems money can solve are money problems - Laurence Peter Quotes

The only problems money can solve are money problems

Money

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Canadian Writer

Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.

Canadian Writer

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Laurence Peter Quotes

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Canadian Writer Man

Many live by their wits but few by their wit - Laurence Peter Quotes

Many live by their wits but few by their wit

Wit

As a matter of fact, is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't - Laurence Peter Quotes

As a matter of fact, is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time. - Laurence Peter Quotes

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

Canadian Writer Work

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. - Laurence Peter Quotes

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

America Government

A man convinced against his will is not convinced. - Laurence Peter Quotes

A man convinced against his will is not convinced.

Canadian Writer Man

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

Experts Reputation

Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes yourdestiny, and your hourbyhour mental conduct produces power for change in yourlife. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as wellas your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought isgoing. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes yourdestiny, and your hourbyhour mental conduct produces power for change in yourlife. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as wellas your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought isgoing.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to. - Laurence Peter Quotes

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

Ever since man invented the wheel, he has been the confused victim of the miracles he has wrought. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Ever since man invented the wheel, he has been the confused victim of the miracles he has wrought.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Canadian Writer Incompetence

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. - Laurence Peter Quotes

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

Canadian Writer

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

Canadian Writer

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise. - Laurence Peter Quotes

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.

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